Shipping policy

Shipping Policy

Effective Date: July 18, 2026

Thank you for shopping with The Absurd Choice, known as Modern Essentials LLC. We are committed to processing and delivering your order as efficiently as possible.

Order Processing

Orders are typically processed within 1–3 business days after payment has been received and verified.
Orders placed on weekends or holidays will be processed on the next business day.
During periods of high order volume, processing times may be extended. If a significant delay occurs, we will notify you via email.

Shipping Methods

We offer standard and expedited shipping options at checkout, depending on your location and product availability.

Estimated delivery times begin after your order has been processed:

Standard Shipping: 3–7 business days
Expedited Shipping: 1–3 business days (where available)

Delivery estimates are estimates only and are not guaranteed. Delivery times may vary due to weather, carrier delays, or other circumstances beyond our control.

Shipping Rates

Our standard shipping rate is $8.49 for most orders. Shipping charges may vary depending on the destination, package size, weight, and selected shipping method. The final shipping cost will be displayed at checkout before your order is placed.

Order Tracking

Once your order has shipped, you will receive a confirmation email containing a tracking number. Tracking information may take up to 24 hours to become active.

Shipping Destinations

Modern Essentials LLC currently ships throughout the United States. International shipping may become available in the future.

Incorrect Shipping Information

Customers are responsible for providing accurate shipping information. Modern Essentials LLC is not responsible for delays or additional shipping charges resulting from incorrect or incomplete addresses.

If you notice an error in your shipping address, please contact us immediately. We will make every reasonable effort to update the address before the order ships.

Lost, Stolen, or Damaged Packages

Once an order has been transferred to the shipping carrier, responsibility for delivery rests with the carrier.

If your package is:

Lost: Contact us so we can assist with filing a carrier claim.
Damaged: Please notify us within 7 days of delivery and include photos of the package and damaged items.
Marked as Delivered but Not Received: Check with neighbors or your local carrier office before contacting us. We will assist you in locating the package whenever possible.

Delays

Modern Essentials LLC is not responsible for shipping delays caused by weather, natural disasters, carrier disruptions, customs processing, labor strikes, or other events outside our control.