{"product_id":"maroon-pigment-hoodie-with-a-cursed-design","title":"Maroon Pigment Hoodie with a Cursed Design","description":"This pigment-dyed hoodie feels like slow mornings and quiet trails. The muted rose color wears in like a well-loved jacket, the soft 80\/20 cotton-poly fabric holding a subtle vintage wash that deepens with time. A relaxed, regular fit and roomy pouch pocket make it easy to throw on before coffee runs or late-night drives. Small, hand-drawn graphics at the chest add an offbeat, outsider vibe — low-key and confident, not loud. Jersey-lined hood and color-matching drawstrings keep the silhouette clean while twill neck tape and split-stitch seams mean it will keep its shape through repeated wear. It slips into everyday routines for people who prefer comfort with personality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 80% cotton \/ 20% polyester pigment-dyed fabric with 100% cotton face — soft, durable, vintage-wash look\u003cbr\u003e- Regular fit with 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband for comfortable, shaped wear\u003cbr\u003e- Jersey-lined hood with color-matching drawstrings and sewn eyelets for a neat finish\u003cbr\u003e- Front pouch pocket for hand warmth and small storage\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced construction: twill necktape, split-stitch double-needle seams, and woven label for lasting shape\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Pigment Maroon","offer_id":46276473454649,"sku":"16678805787623186345","price":86.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pigment Maroon","offer_id":46276473487417,"sku":"11873565091334444266","price":86.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pigment Maroon","offer_id":46276473520185,"sku":"31407051360819778763","price":86.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pigment Maroon","offer_id":46276473552953,"sku":"23301877423835640066","price":86.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pigment Maroon","offer_id":46276473585721,"sku":"20895276744213952340","price":88.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pigment Maroon","offer_id":46276473618489,"sku":"34660321272799788976","price":91.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0807\/2717\/9321\/files\/9598770573815368991_2048.jpg?v=1785871159","url":"https:\/\/theabsurdchoice.com\/products\/maroon-pigment-hoodie-with-a-cursed-design","provider":"The Absurd Choice","version":"1.0","type":"link"}